Kartian Baseball Team Is Back

by King Meloncat | Aug 26, 2026 | Uncategorized | 0 comments

I'm sure you've all heard about how good the kartian baseball team was in the 1760's but they are back, They absolutely crushed the "Barikastan Blue Whales" and now they have qualified for the 2027 world series even though its only 2026.

The star player of the match was none other than the 5th baseman LaChicken Kebabguy LXXIV, his twin brother LaBeef Kebabguy LXXIIV did decent compared to him but together they got 381 homeruns and LaChicken drag bunted an outside the park grand slam.

By the end of the game the score was 3876 to -8 and half the team had already swam to Kartia through the Cantonese ocean.