In the first ever game for Kartia in the group stage for the 2026 World Cup Kartia was playing against the best soccer/football team ever because of their star who is actually more like space debris player which is none other than Lion Messy aka Argentina. Kartia thought they were "cooked" as the kids these days say it, anyway after kickoff Kartia scored within 0.67 seconds thanks to their absolute powertrain Jamal Dingle Berry who can clock in at cheetah speeds 112-120 km/h to be exact. After the first goal it was smooth sailing 118 goals in the first half and 177 in the second half and Kartia insisted not to have a hydration break and Argentina agreed so they did not look like wimps even though they obviously are wimps. By the end Team Argentina look liked 40 year old whoosies because they are. Also by the end of the game the powertrain said to Lion Messy "I told you so". Also at full time the possesion stats were 100% Kartia by the end of the game the defense and goalie traveled back to Kartia by swimming 9000 miles and it took 1.74 seconds because they were running at 94 km/h on the sea floor.
Stay tuned to this blog to find out more about the World Cup status for Kartia (: